Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”
calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
But there was something about being there.
#he’s forcing himself to be casual here #'if you want' #actually means #'please rose please let me love you forever' #and you know his singular human heart is beating out of his chest (via ibelieveinher)
Before and After Video Effects – Movies
Let us take a moment to appreciate all the effects people who create these things and the actors who make you believe them.
and the actors/actresses who have to act like there’s giant fucking mountains when all they can see is the fucking colour green
Hedwig Buckbeak Potter, you were named after some hella winged animals hella rad high five son
“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live”
Maybe I should call and ask where the demon tablet is
Maybe he was Crowley’s new tailor.